Learn English the Australian way! There are plenty of sites online to teach you British or American English, but what about good old Aussie English?
If you're planning to visit my beautiful country, but have only ever had language classes from a British or American tutor, you won't be ready for the huge difference you'll experience from native Australian speakers.
Let me help ya, mate!
It seems a normal habit for me to only post a new blog once a year. Soz!
Well, I'm thinking you all might enjoy just a little snapshot of life as we Aussies know it. The thing is, me, the Mrs and our tin lids are actually living in the bowels of Siberia at the moment! That's a bit of a crazy adventure right there!
I reckon if I keep these posts short and sweet, they'll be easy for you mob to read and crapload easier for me to write!
Let me teach you a new phrase. This Chrissy we gave our little daughter a new toothbrush. Here she is. When I was a kid, my dad would always tell us to "Go polish your fangs" - this was his Aussie way of telling us to brush our teeth.
So, do you polish your fangs after every meal?
Strewth! - An exclamation of surprise Soz - short for Sorry A snapshot - a preview of something Tin lids - kids (see Rhyming Slang post) The Mrs - wife In the bowels of... - in the middle/deep in... Chrissy - Christmas Short and sweet - short and not complicated; condensed
Now this is a track I can picture in my mind! Growing up in rural Australia means that songs like this classic really speak to my heart.
Sometimes music these days is just a bunch of utter rubbish where people sing nonsense lyrics that some other bugger wrote for them to make them another million bucks.
Let's wind that clock back a bit and check out some lyrics from an Australian classic.
Typical country "track" with a homestead visible amongst
the gum trees ahead (to the right). Moggill Road, Indooroopilly, Brisbane 1921.
Photo credit: Bonzle.com
Along the Road to Gundagai was written way back in 1922 by a true blue Aussie bloke tickling the ivories in a Melbourne music store.
Jack O'Hagan worked for Allans Music store (which is still around today!). He was a talented musician who played the sheetmusic that customers were interested in buying. In the meantime, this young'n was crafting a little masterpiece of his own that would eventually become an Aussie favourite.
Check out the lyrics and we'll discuss what some of the more obscure phrases mean.
There's a track winding back To an old-fashioned shack Along the road to Gundagai
Where the blue gums are growing And the Murrumbidgee's flowing Beneath that sunny sky
Where my daddy and mother Are waiting for me And the pals of my childhood Once more I will see.
Then no more will I roam, When I'm heading right for home Along the road to Gundagai.
And it's that simple!
I dunno about you, but I reckon that's gold. Jack obviously had a love for the countryside and the simple things in life, like his old family shack, the big Aussie gum trees and his schoolmates. Those are the things memories are made of, ay?
Jack's mate, Peter Dawson, recorded this song a couple of years later. The song sold around 50,000 copies in 3 months and both blokes probably made a motza!
Have a listen to Peter Dawson's recording. Sing along if you want to!
I hope you enjoyed this Aussie classic. I'll end with an explanation of some of the lyrics used. Feel free to comment below and ask me any questions about other words you don't understand.
Til next time, see ya!
Track: a narrow country road, usually dirt Shack: Old rugged house (not a fancy, expensive one)
Gundagai: a country town in rural New South Wales (wikipedia)
Murrumbidgee: a major river in New South Wales Other words... Bugger: idiot, jerk Bucks: dollars True blue: genuine, real Bloke: a man, guy Tickling the ivories: playing the piano Young'n: young guy, young lad That's gold: that's great, awesome, amazing Ay: often used at the end of a sentence, meaning "don't you agree?"
So I've been doing a bit of thinkin. You know, just lying there on my back watching the clouds float by. The question is a pretty big one:
Does anybody really give a brass razoo about Aussie English?
I think that's something you could answer, because I need to know.
Here's some more questions for you, and I encourage you to post a comment and answer them:
Are you ever going to Australia, or have you been there?
Do you watch any Aussie TV shows? Which ones?
When you hear Aussies, can you understand them?
Have you done or wish to do any formal study in the English language?
Would you be interested in a short video course in understanding and speaking Aussie English?
Once again, these are pretty big questions. As a dad of five tin lids (see previous blog), I have bugger all spare time, but I'm willing to invest it into one or two important things if I know it's helping someone like you!
So... please comment below, or at least share this post on FB, G+ etc. Good on ya mate!