Learn English the Australian way! There are plenty of sites online to teach you British or American English, but what about good old Aussie English?
If you're planning to visit my beautiful country, but have only ever had language classes from a British or American tutor, you won't be ready for the huge difference you'll experience from native Australian speakers.
Let me help ya, mate!
It seems a normal habit for me to only post a new blog once a year. Soz!
Well, I'm thinking you all might enjoy just a little snapshot of life as we Aussies know it. The thing is, me, the Mrs and our tin lids are actually living in the bowels of Siberia at the moment! That's a bit of a crazy adventure right there!
I reckon if I keep these posts short and sweet, they'll be easy for you mob to read and crapload easier for me to write!
Let me teach you a new phrase. This Chrissy we gave our little daughter a new toothbrush. Here she is. When I was a kid, my dad would always tell us to "Go polish your fangs" - this was his Aussie way of telling us to brush our teeth.
So, do you polish your fangs after every meal?
Strewth! - An exclamation of surprise Soz - short for Sorry A snapshot - a preview of something Tin lids - kids (see Rhyming Slang post) The Mrs - wife In the bowels of... - in the middle/deep in... Chrissy - Christmas Short and sweet - short and not complicated; condensed